Manager: would you care to explain why you were late? Mei: drawin' gay robots. Manager: ... ... Ho-- Mei: *interrupts* I suggest you don't ask unless you are prepared to know. Manage: ... no thanks. I'd rather forget you were late at all. Mei: It's all good.
Almost a true story! Blurrbb in a closet is distracting ... But I wasn't late, so it's only a true story in my mind.
LATER THAT DAY: The Family: *is school supply shoppin'* The Kid: GET THE ONE WITH BUMBLEBEE Mei: *glances over from putting things on the shelf* The Mom: Which is the one with Bumblebee? The Kid: HERE The Mom: >8( I'm not getting the one with Bumblebee. Mei: Actually, that's a Ratchet. The Family: ... ... ... Mei: It -- uh *looks at folder* ... says his name under the picture. The Mom: ... ah. The Family: ... *moves on down the aisle.* Mei: ... *goes to put away pickles instead*
NOTHING LIKE ACCIDENTLY REVEALING YOU KNOW GIANT ROBOTS.
XD Aw, I always almost have that happen. There was a family where the kid wanted to buy some action figure, and the parents were telling him to buy a transformer, and the kid didn't want it. I had to bite my lip so I didn't lecture about how he should be allowed to get the toy he wants since otherwise it's not as much fun etc.
Yeah, you can't really school people on how they're treating their kids without opening a scary can of worms. I forgot what it was that I wanted to interferre with, but ... especially when wearing your work-shirt, you can't say jack.
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
*JEALOUS* no wait -- you're in school. HAHA, YOU HAVE TO LEARN. I can think about robotporn all day without having to pay attention to anyone bitching at me! Except customers, but who cares about them? They have to grocery shop, it's not like they can fail me.
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
Pfft, you underestimate my ability to multi-task! Plus, it's very easy to connect physics, philosophy, and human sexuality to robot porn (ok, maybe that last one is cheating...)
I don't quite remember. We were talking about functions or limits or something, he'd always liken them both to robots working in a factory. It just went down hill from there.
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MY IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
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MY IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
no wait -- you're in school. HAHA, YOU HAVE TO LEARN. I can think about robotporn all day without having to pay attention to anyone bitching at me! Except customers, but who cares about them? They have to grocery shop, it's not like they can fail me.
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
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MY IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
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MY IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
(although creepy. I'm okay with my gay robots, but if someone said, 'oh hai, I like gay robots', I'd be all "... that's nice.")
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GLITCH WEARS A WAIST COAT. And has a goatee. COME ON YOU GUYS. *MONOCLE*
(I wouldn't know what to say either)
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MY IMMORTALITY IS BETTER THAN YOURS
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